Ah, the regal 1990(1?) Holden Commodore VN Executive. Luxury on wheels. Features include:
4/100 Air-Con! (Four windows down, 100kph)
Horn Works! (When car is off)
Key Works! (In driver side door)
One (1) functioning dashboard light! (now)
Speaker (left) Works! Mostly.
Starts on first try! (usually)
New fuel injector seals!
Cigarette lighter fuse occasionally stays intact!
Comes equipped with one (1) Dutch. Cooks Well. Currently flown to Caines.
Steering wheel doesn't shudder if you're not going between 70-100kph.
Responds to 'the Commode' and 'Comrade'
Blue. Like lightning, and falcons, and the wind.
Gets multiple kilometers to the liter! Only a fraction of a liter per kilometer!
Trivia: Went into production on the same day as my brother! Madness!
Seriously though, she's a puller, and has done us right. Here's to about 4000 happy kilometers together, and with any luck 6000 more
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